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Yes, fans! That is not a flag on the play. It’s a penalty.

I guess we’re playing in a different league, now.

There is boisterous applause from all sectors of the theater.

I don’t know if any man has had this much fun in his adult life. He is riding on a wave more suited to a Billygoat.

He’s been famished and hungry before.

But, now he’s just mad! Starve craving mad. A mere lunatic wouldn’t come to describe him.

He’s was never on the rails.

He’s my first mate. And, I love him to death.

Some may see it funny I’ve had a lot of first mates.

Did you read the piece?

Yea. Fact checked it.

Shame. … “Forgotten my college professor names. Can’t help but explain in a mixed range of workalects.”

I fear he may get away with it.

I fear he may not.

It’s just situations like this that make me fear.

Well there’s not a lot we can do about it.